1 | Maud | Warner | Narrator and Protagonist. A socialite. AKA: Bluffalobill237. |
| Alan | Warner | Maud's brother. |
| Mies | Van Der Rohe | A famous architect. |
| Burt | Sklar | Mr. Sunderland's business partner and best friend. |
| Sun | Sunderland | The man Maud killed. A financier and philanthropist. AKA: Sean, Samuel. |
4 | Greta | Lauber | Jean's best friend. |
| Ms. | Ellis | Greta's assistant. |
| Magma | Hartz | Greta and Jean's friend. A gossip lady. Aka: Magma The Magpie. |
| Martyn | | Greta's butler. |
5 | Billy | Jakes | Maud's mentor and good friend. |
6 | Jean | Streeter | Sun's wife. An advertising agency owner. |
| Pam | | Sun's first wife. |
| Sylvia | Gugliantini | Burt's wife. |
| Lois | Warner | Maud's mother. |
7 | Jake | Lauber | A publisher. Greta's late husband. |
| Brent | Hobbs | A writer and blogger. |
8 | Gloria | Jakes | Billy's wife. |
10 | Alice | Keppel | King Edward's mistress. |
| Danya | Sunderland | Sun's other wife. An ex-stripper. AKA: Dany. |
11 | Detective | Chen | The detective in charge of the shooting incident. |
| Charlie | Chan | A cinematic detective. |
| Warner | Oland | The actor who played Charlie Chan. |
| Sidney | Warner | Maud's stepfather. |
12 | Squire | Huff | Jean's lawyer. |
14 | Tony | Bennett | Sun's favorite singer. |
| Michael | Sunderland | Sun's son from his first wife. |
| Vance | Packer | The newly-elected district attorney. |
| Hethia | | Vance's wife. |
18 | Mona | Lickel | Burt's lawyer. |
| Margaret | Henson | One of Sun's will witnesses. Deceased. |
| Lydia | Fairley | Magma's friend. Maud's lawyer. |
20 | Wanda | Balter | A newscaster. |
24 | Joyce | Kiner-Braden | A columnist. Maud's poker friend. |
| Bunny | Westerly | Maud's porker friend. |
26 | Pratt | | The night dealer at the Gypsy's. Maud's friend. |
27 | Mr. | Potts | Danya's math teacher. |
32 | Anais | Nin | A bigamist writer. |
| Charles | Lindbergh | One of the famous bigamists. |
| Charles | Kuralt | A famous journalist and television personality. One of the famous bigamists. |
| Patricia Elizabeth | Shannon | One of Charles's wives. |
40 | Cadillac | Dan | Pratt's friend. A dealer. |
42 | Payne | Whitney | A psychiatric clinic owner. |
49 | Kyle | Michaels | Detective Chen's colleague. |
55 | Adam | Kenmore | One of Maud's poker friends. |
| Anita | Kenmore | Adam's wife. |
| Lyles | | One of Maud's poker friends. |
| Sarah | | One of Maud's poker friends. |
| Julius | | One of Maud's poker friends. |
| Rachel | | One of Maud's poker friends. |
| Barry | | One of Maud's poker friends. |
| Dave | | One of Maud's poker friends. |
| North American | A.J. | One of Maud's poker friends. |
| Big | Ober | One of Maud's poker friends. |
| Asian | Corry | One of Maud's poker friends. |
| Cowboy | | One of Maud's poker friends. |
| Veronica | | Big Ober's wife. |
| Burkett | Jamison | The judge at Maud's trial. |