Charles | Apatan | The manager of the Tea Haven. |
Ardeshir | Bahrami | Darius's grandfather. Shirin's father. Aka: Babou. |
Fariba | Bahrami | Darius's grandmother. Shirin's mother. Aka: Mamou. |
Jamsheed | Bahrami | Darius's uncle. |
Fredegar | Bolger | The hobbit at Lord of The Rings. |
Trent | Bolger | Dairus's childhood acquaintance. |
Combat | Boot Lady | The TSA security checkpoint officer. |
Cyprian | Cusuman | Trent's best friend. Aka: Chip. |
Javaneh | Esfahani | Darius's classmate. |
Coach | Fortes | Darius's gym teacher. |
Vance | Henderson | Darius's co-boy scout. |
Dr. | Howell | Darius's therapist. |
Darius | Kellener | Protagonist. Aka: D'nuts. |
Laleh | Kellner | Darius's little sister. |
Stephen | Kellner | Darius's father. |
Mrs. | Killinger | The nurse. |
Ahab | | One of Laleh's fish. |
Bob | | One of Laleh's fish. |
Craig | | Darius's volleyball teammate. |
Garfunkel | | One of Laleh's fish. |
Moby | | One of Laleh's fish. |
Simon | | One of Laleh's fish. |