Int | Jason |
| Newspaper editor. |
| Tricia |
| A poet. |
1 | Christina |
| Tricia's older sister wants
to study music at Washington U. |
| Mary I |
| Christina's little sister. |
| Greg |
| Tricia's father. |
2 | Bubbles |
| A dancer. |
| Mrs. |
Ford | Tricia's parents' friend. |
3 | Whimsy |
| A terrier. |
| Paul l |
| Tricia's brother. |
| Bacon |
| An olde English Bulldogge. |
| Alice |
| A cat. |
| Debbie |
| Woman in basement of the church who printed newsletter. |
| Mary ll |
| Tricia's friend wrote about Emerson's transparent eyeball. |
| Jamie |
| A showoff and a dancer. |
| Elizabeth |
| Tricia's friend. |
6 | Jon |
| A pharmacist. Mary's l husband. |
| George |
| A parishioner. |
7 | Dr. |
WeeWee | One of the gynecologists. |
| Dr. |
Bosom | One of the gynecologists. |
8 | Aria |
| Christina's daughter. |
| Silver |
Dildo | A driver. |
10 | Paul ll |
| Christina's husband. |
| Wolfgang |
| Christina's oldest son. |
| Serafina |
| Wolfgang's sister. |
| John Paul |
| Wolfgang's brother. |
| Gigi |
| John Paul's sister. |
| Gabe |
| John Paul's brother. |
| Brad |
| A teenage boy in the pool. |
| Danielle |
| One of the girls wearing a bikini. |
| Stephanie |
| A girl who is qualified as an actual bikini babe. |
| Kevin |
| A teen boy who is indistinct in the crowd. |
11 | Daniel |
| Tricia's youngest brother. |
14 | Truenessia |
| Best singer in the choir. |
| Patrick |
| A boy who was obsessed with his neighbor. |
15 | Leonard |
| One of the candidates for the ordination. |
| Dan |
| A candidate for ordination. |
| Rex |
| Famous for giving a sermon. |
| Gaston |
| A dungeon master. |
16 | Etheldreda |
| Christina's newest baby. |
| Barbie |
| A woman who wanted an abortion. |
| Maria |
| A woman who was impregnated by a Lutheran church leader. |
17 | Cassidy |
Senter | A girl whose body was found wrapped in comforter. |
| Billy |
| Formed youth group tiptoeing
into suburbs at night & singing. |
| Angela |
| Tricia's friend. |
| Darrell |
| A handyman. |
| Chuck |
| Darrell's boss. |
19 | George |
Lockwood | Tricia's grandfather. |
20 | Karen |
| Tricia's mother. |