| Richard | Ainsworth |
Protagonist. |
| Clare | Ainsworth |
Richard's wife. |
| Alicia | Ainsworth |
Richard and Clare's daughter. |
| Amorette | Arthur |
Former TV historian. |
| Norman | Barry |
BBC Correspondent. |
| Laetizia | Bonaparte |
Napoleon's mother. |
| Dominic | Burdett |
A Hollywood star who plays Prince Talleyrand. |
| Marie-Antonin | Careme |
Chateau de Valencay's personal chef. |
| Regis | Corbeau |
A war hero. Murdered. |
| Joan | Crawford |
One of Richard's hens. |
| Jennifer | Davies |
The actress playing Napoleon's mother. |
| Olivia | De Havilland |
Richard's new hen. |
| Charles-Maurice | De Taleyrand-Perigord |
Owner of the Chateau de Valencay. |
| Valerie | d'Orcay |
Richard's business partner. A professional bounty hunter. |
| Rene | DuPont |
A café owner in Saint-Sauver. |
| Armand | Duvert |
Lionel's step-father. |
| Ben-Hur | Friedman |
Hollywood producer. |
| Samuel | Friedman |
One of the film lighting and sound techs. Ben's nephew. |
| Ava | Gardner |
Richard's former hen. |
| Stella | Gonzales |
One of the film lighting and sound techs. |
| Brian | Grace |
One of the film lighting and sound techs. |
| Henri | LaPierre |
The Police Commissaire. |
| Lionel | Margaux |
An actress, playing Napoleon's second wife. |
| Patrice | Marnier |
Richard's friend who rescued Lionel. |
| Alex | Masker |
The man Friedman took over from directing. |
| Alain | Petit |
The film set's handyman. Aka: Le Loup. |
| Ronald | Reagan |
Current U.S President. |
| Madame | Tablier |
Richard's long-time cleaning woman. |
| Martin | Thompson |
The ambulance driver. |
| Gennie | Thompson |
Martin's wife. |
| Reed | Turnbull |
Jennifer's former love team. |
| Lana | Turner |
One of Richard's hens. |
| Sacha | Vizard-Guy |
A European film director. |
| Passepartout | |
Valerie's dog. |
| Gilbertine | |
A young actor. |
| Clovis | |
Richard's peacock. |