| Mrs. |
Ainsley | Nicola's mother. |
| Nicola |
Ainsley | Andy's first girlfriend. Aka: Nicky. |
| Julian |
Assange | Editor and computer programmer referenced. |
| Jennifer |
Bennett | Andy's live-in partner. Aka: Jen; Hammersmith. |
| Pete |
Best | Musician referenced. |
| John |
Betjeman | Poet referenced. |
| Tommy |
Cooper | Comedian referenced. |
| Andy |
Dawson | Protagonist. Aka: Clifford Beverley. |
| Robert |
De Niro | Actor referenced. |
| Morris |
Foster | Andy's new landlord. |
| George |
Harrison | Musician referenced. |
| Bon |
Iver | Singer referenced. |
| Boris |
Johnson | Prime Minister referenced. |
| John |
Lennon | Musician referenced. |
| Joni |
Mitchell | Musician referenced. |
| Emery |
Phillips | Andy's co-comedian. |
| Tom |
Selleck | Actor referenced. |
| Frank |
Sinatra | Singer referenced. |
| Warren |
Zevon | American rock singer. |
| Mark |
Zuckerberg | Tech entrepreneur referenced. |
| Andrea |
| Jay's wife. |
| Anthony |
| Bank agent. |
| Archie |
| Character comedian. |
| Avi |
| Andy's best friend. |
| Bob |
| Boat seller Andy met. |
| Charlie |
| One of Jen's ex-boyfriends. |
| Daisy |
| Andy's ex-girlfriend before Jen. |
| Danny |
| Headliner of the group. |
| Dean |
| Andy's co-comedian. |
| Debbie |
| One of Andy's mother's friends. |
| Doris |
| Jon's cat. |
| Eminem |
| Musician referenced. |
| Emma |
| Sophie's friend. |
| Giles |
| Anarchist from Crouch End Anarchist Society. |
| Jackson |
| Son of Avi and Jane. |
| James |
| One of Jen's ex-boyfriends. |
| Jane |
| Avi's wife; Jen's best friend. |
| Jay |
| Friend of Andy and Avi. |
| Jon |
| Friend of Andy and Avi. |
| Kelly |
| Gym trainer. |
| Marcus |
| Show's MC. |
| Matt |
| Friend of Andy and Avi. |
| Michelle |
| Australian feminist. |
| Miranda |
| Jen's sister. |
| Natalie |
| Kelly's ex-lover. |
| Robbo |
| Best man. |
| Rocco |
| Son of Avi and Jane. |
| Sally |
| Saleslady. |
| Sara |
| Matt's wife. |
| Sarah |
| Jen's friend. |
| Seb |
| Jen's new boyfriend. |
| Sophie |
| Andy's new girlfriend; Thalia's friend. |
| Tash |
| Andy's new textmate. |
| Thalia |
| Andy's co-comedian. |
| Tim |
| Morris's friend. |
| Tom |
| One of Jen's ex-boyfriends. |
