| Dr. |
Azarian | Bodhi's pediatrician. |
| Jelly |
Bean | Margo's fan who falls in love with her. Aka: JB. |
| Russell |
Crowe | Actor. |
| Ric |
Flair | Professional wrestler. |
| Mick |
Foley | Professional wrestler. |
| Terry |
Funk | Professional wrestler. |
| Lenin |
Gabbard | Margo's former classmate who recognizes her from OnlyFans. |
| Mark |
Gable | Bodhi's father and Margo's English professor. |
| Sarah |
Gable | Mark Gable's wife. |
| Jack |
Gilbert | Writer and poet. |
| Triple |
H | Professional wrestler. |
| Pastor |
Jim | Reverend at Kenny's church. |
| Vince |
McMahon | Co-founder of WWE. |
| Angie |
Milano | Becca and Margo's former high school friend. |
| Margo |
Millet | Narrator and protagonist. |
| Dr. |
Murtry | Jinx's doctor. |
| Dolly |
Parton | Singer-songwriter and cultural icon. |
| Leonid |
Radvinsky | Owner of OnlyFans. |
| Mr. |
Ricci | Margo's guidance counselor. |
| Dr. |
Sharp | Psychological evaluator. |
| Michael |
Ward | Margo's lawyer. |
| Ajax |
| Jinx's son. |
| Andrea |
| Jinx's daughter. |
| Annie |
| Lead singer. |
| Arabella |
| Professional wrestler turned OnlyFans model. |
| Becca |
| Margo's best friend. |
| Bodhi |
| Margo's son. |
| Cheri |
| Jinx's wife. |
| Derek |
| One of Mark Gable's students. |
| Elizabeth |
| Mark Gable's mother. |
| Hungryghost |
| Margo's OnlyFans username. |
| James |
| Maribel's partner. |
| Jinx |
| Margo's father. |
| Kat |
| Margo's roommate. Aka: Kat the Smaller. |
| Kat |
| Margo's roommate. Aka: Kat the Larger. |
| KC |
| Wrestler and OnlyFans model. Aka: WangMangler. |
| Kenneth |
| Margo's stepfather and Shyanne's new husband. Aka: Kenny. |
| Kikipilot |
| Famous YouTuber. |
| Larry |
| The lawyer. |
| Lieutenant |
| Kenny's dog. |
| Lizzie |
| Mark Gable's daughter. |
| Maribel |
| Social worker. |
| Max |
| Mark Gable's son. |
| Nadia |
| Mediator. |
| Remmy |
| Sebastian's dog. |
| Rigoberto |
| Sex robot. |
| Rose |
| Wrestler. Aka: SucculentRose. |
| Sebastian |
| Margo's ex-boyfriend. |
| Shyanne |
| Margo's mother. |
| Stevie |
| Jinx's son. |
| Suzie |
| Margo's roommate. |
| Tessa |
| Owner of the restaurant where Margo works. |
| Theresa |
| Babysitter. |
| Timmy |
| Margo's brother. |
