RUNNING WITH SCISSORS
Characters - Alphabetical
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| FIRST NAME | LAST NAME | DESCRIPTION |
| Neil | Bookman | Dr. Finch's adopted son. |
| Julian | Christopher | Owns a hair salon. |
| Dr. | Finch | Psychiatrist. |
| Hope | Finch | Dr. Finch's receptionist. |
| Kate | Finch | Dr. Finch's oldest daughter. |
| Ann | Finch | Dr. Finch's daughter. |
| Jeff | Finch | Dr. Finch's son. |
| Vickie | Finch | Dr.Finch's daughter. |
| Natalie | Finch | Dr. Finch's daughter. |
| Agnes | Finch | Dr. Finch's wife. |
| Poo Bear | Finch | Ann Finch's son. |
| Father | Kimmel | Dr. Finch's spirutual brother. |
| Dr. | Lotier | One of Augusten's doctors. |
| Terrance | Maxwell | Natalie's guardian. |
| Cesar | Mendoza | Lumberjack. |
| Dr. | Nupal | Augusten's allergy doctor. |
| Geraldine | Payne | Dr. Finch's favorite wife. |
| Winnie | Pye | Waitress at the coffee shop. |
| Dottie | Schmitt | One of Dr. Finch's patients. |
| Fern | Stewart | Minister's wife and Deirdre's friend. |
| Augusten | Narrator. | |
| Blake | Painter Joranne likes. | |
| Brenda | Kate's daughter. | |
| Cream | Augusten's dog. | |
| Daniel | Fern's son. | |
| Deirdre | Augusten's mother. | |
| Doris | Nurse at psychiatric hospital. | |
| Dorothy | Suicidal 18 YO African American Girl. | |
| Ed | Fern's husband. | |
| Ellen | Schoolmate of Augusten | |
| Elsa | Deirdre's childhood nanny. | |
| Fred | Trucker from Alabama. | |
| Freud | Finch family cat. | |
| Joranne | Patient upstairs at Finch house. | |
| Karen | Patient who played piano. | |
| Lydia | Deirdre's friend. | |
| Norman | Augusten's father. | |
| Sebastian | Hairdresser. | |
| Stew | Trucker from Nevada. | |
| Sue | Chronic Schizoiphrenic patient. | |
| Suzanne | Patient of Dr. Finch. | |
| Troy | Augusten's brother. | |
| Victoria | Dr. Finch's adopted daughter. | |
| Zoo | Hope's dog. |
