SANTA CRUISE
Characters - Alphabetical
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| FIRST NAME | LAST NAME | DESCRIPTION |
| Bosley | Brevers | Author of Left Hook Louie biography. |
| Ted | Cannon | The man who plays Santa Claus. |
| Joan | Cannon | Ted's late wife. |
| Bill | Cannon | Ted and Joan's son. |
| Harry | Crater | One of the guests,Ted's neighbor. Aka: Eddie Gordon. |
| Eldona | Dietz | One Randolph's honored guests. |
| Fredericka | Dietz | Eldona's daughter. |
| Gwendolyn | Dietz | Eldona's daughter. |
| Bianca | Garcia | A reporter at local Miami television. |
| Gil | Gephardt | The ship's physician. |
| Bobby | Grimes | One of the Santa Claus. |
| Mr. | Grimes | One of the Santa Claus. |
| Barron | Highbridge | White-collar criminal. |
| Ralph | Knox | A waiter who tried to escpare frome the police. |
| Dudley | Loomis | Randolph's PR man, cruise director. |
| Left Hook | Louie | An Oklahoman mystery writer. |
| Mary | Louise | Bianca's co-reporter. |
| Angus | MacDuffie | An oil baron from Palm Beach. |
| Eric | Manchester | Randolph's nephew. |
| Alvirah | Meehan | A celebrity,columnist. The lottery winner. |
| Willy | Meehan | Alvirah's husband. |
| Rudy | Miller | One of the Santa Claus. |
| Bingo | Mullens | Tony's associate. |
| Pete | Nelson | One of the Santa Claus. |
| Tip | O'Neill | Legendary Speaker of the House. |
| Ivy | Pickering | A new member of the year-old Oklahoma Readers. |
| Tony | Pinto | A dangerous crime boss. Aka: Bull's Eye. |
| Maria | Pinto | Left Hook Louie's sister. |
| Charley-Boy | Pinto | Maria's husband.Tony's father. |
| Maggie | Quirk | Ivy's roommate. |
| Nora Regan | Reilly | A suspense writer,Alvirah's friend. |
| Luke | Reilly | Nora's husband,funeral-director. |
| Regan | Reilly | Nora and Luke's daughter. |
| Jack | Reilly | Regan's husband. |
| Horatio | Smith | The Royal Mermaid captain. |
| Cal | Sweeney | Randolph's friend. |
| Mrs. | Sweeney | Cal's mother. |
| Larry | The Creep | Tony's colleague. |
| Nick | Tracy | One of the Santa Claus. |
| Randolph | Weed | The Royal Mermaid owner, commodore. |
| Wilkie | Winters | B-list actor. |
| Winston | Randolph's butler. | |
| Keith | Jack's right hand man. | |
| Charlie | Alvirah's editor. | |
| Beatrice | One of Randolph's ex-wives. | |
| Johanna | One of Randolph's ex-wives. | |
| Reeney | One of Randolph's ex-wives. | |
| Keane | A nurse. | |
| Kit | Regan's bestfriend. |
