| Mindy | Applegate | The girl Jason wants to kiss. A cheerleader. |
| Della | Atherton | Tiegan's mother. |
| Benedict | Cashman | Jason's father. |
| James | Gonzalez | The priest. |
| Javier | Gonzalez | A baseball player. |
| Mia | Harmon | The girl that Jason likes. |
| Collins | Jackson | The hands man. The one Anna dated. |
| Crazy | Lady | An art teacher. |
| Derek | Lester | A doctor. One of Anna's suitors. |
| Tiegan Rose | Marie Atherton | Jason's best friend. |
| Johnny | Mazerouski | The best player on Jason's baseball team. |
| Jenny | McBride | Murray's wife. |
| Mr. Murray | McBride | The old man that Jason met. Protagonist. |
| Harold JR | Murphy | The man in charge of "Community Outreach". |
| David | Ortiz | One of the baseball players. |
| Anna | Pierce | Jason's mother. |
| Ted | Williams | One of the baseball players. |
| Brandon | | Murray's agent. |
| Chance | | Murray's grandson. |
| Eli | | Anna's colleague. |
| Harmony | | A saleslady. |
| Janine | | Chance's wife. |
| Keaton | | Murray's doctor. |
| Martha | | Father James's connection at the hospital. |
| Miles | | Jason's biographer. |
| Prospero | | Narrator. Greatest illusionist, Magician. AKA: Jason Cashman. |