| Mr. |
Bailey | One of the hotel regulars. |
| Mr. |
Bing | Finn's boss. |
| June |
Cleaver | A fictional television character mentioned. |
| Celine |
Dion | A famous singer mentioned. |
| Billi |
Ellis | Finn's local ally. |
| Lolli |
Ellis | Billi's mother. |
| Don |
Engle | Former president and founder of Washington Plastics. |
| Mr. |
Ford | Paul's father. |
| Paul |
Ford | Jack's best friend. |
| Elmer |
Gertie | Sally's father, rumored killer. |
| Sally |
Gertie | The town's outcast, daughter of a rumored killer. Aka: Dirty Sally. |
| Baby Boy |
Hardwick | Finn's brother who died at birth. |
| Finn |
Hardwick | Protagonist, an investigative journalist. |
| Jack |
Hardwick | Finn's father. |
| Patricia |
Hardwick | Jack's mother, Finn's grandmother. |
| Brenda |
Houston | The girl with buck teeth and an awkward stumble. |
| Laura |
Kennedy | The mayor's daughter, Finn's mother. |
| Barry |
Manilow | A famous singer mentioned. |
| Miss |
Minn | Sally's teacher. |
| Carmen |
Newton | Garbage man's daughter. Aka: Cootie Carmen. |
| | Richardson |
Finn's colleague. |
| Dr. |
Romine | The doctor who delivered Finn. |
| Hannah |
Smith | Store owner. |
| Dr. |
Sullivan | Doctor at Silver Bell. |
| Mr. |
Van Dorn | Sally's boss. |
| Eric |
Westman | The basketball captain. |
| Amy |
| Sally's nurse. |
| Frank |
| Other hotel receptionist. |
| Jack |
| One of Billi's dogs. |
| Janice |
| The hotel receptionist. |
| Jason |
| The baby that Billi is nannying. |
| Joe |
| The hospital director's assistant. |
| Larry |
| One of Billi's dogs. |
| Mike |
| Billi's ex-boyfriend. |
| Sadie |
| Finn's neighbor. |
| Scott |
| Finn's friend. |
| Susie |
| The girl at the hotel. |
| Travis |
| One of Billi's dogs. |
