| Pro | Woodrow | Nickel | The narrator. aka: Woody, Woodrow Wilson. |
| 1 | | | New York Harbor |
| | Cuz | | Woodrow's third-cousin's boss. |
| | Rube | Goldberg | An early twentieth-century American cartoonist. |
| | Dapper | Dan | American fashion designer. |
| | Belle | Benchley | The first female zoo director. |
| | Riley | Jones | The man in-charged of the giraffes. |
| | Augusta | Red | A young journalist. |
| | Lionel Abraham | Lowe | A reporter. |
| | Earl | | A driver. |
| | Greasy | | Woodrow's acquaintance. |
| 2 | | | In Athenea |
| | Margaret | Bourke-White | American photographer. |
| | Amelia | Earhart | American aviator. |
| | Eleanor | Roosevelt | Former First Lady of the United States. |
| | Beaulah | | A witch. |
| | Edward | Bean | Chicago's Brookfield Zoo director. |
| | Rosie | | Woodrow's acquaintance. |
| 3 | | | Across New Jersey and Delaware |
| | Adolf | Hitler | The leader of the Nazi Party. |
| 4 | | | Across Maryland |
| | Hawkeye | | A frontiersman back in colonial days. |
| | Fenemore | Cooper | American writer. |
| | Clark | Gable | American film actor. |
| 7 | | | Over the Blue Ridge Mountains |
| | George | Washington | 1st U.S. President. |
| | Franklin D. | Roosevelt | 32nd U.S. President. |
| 8 | | | Into Tennessee |
| | Moses | | Woody's new acquaintance. |
| | Mr. | Jackson | Father of the clan that owns cottages. aka: Big Papa. |
| | Honey Bee | | Mr. Jackson's little girl. |
| | Annie Mae | | Honey Bee's mother. |
| 9 | | | Across Tennessee |
| | Percival T. | Bowles | Owns a traveling circus. |
| | John D. | Rockefeller | American business magnate. |
| 12 | | | Across Texas |
| | Ned | Nickel | Woody's father. |
| 13 | | | Into New Mexico |
| | Cooter | | Gas station owner. |
| 14 | | | To Arizona |
| | Dr. | Harry | Founder of the Zoo. |
| | Marconey | | A galoot. |
| 16 | | | Home |
| | Augie Ann | | Red and Lionel's daughter. |
| | Lofty | | A boy giraffe. |
| | Patches | | A girl giraffe. |
| | Cyrus | Badger | A new zoo keeper. |
| | Mabel | | A paymaster. |
