1 | | | Part 1 Mom Versus The Gnats |
| Bee | Branch | A grade-eight student at Galer Street. |
| Bernadette | Fox | Bee's mother. |
| Manjula | Kapoor | Bernadette's virtual assistant. |
| Elgin | Branch | Bernadette's husband. Aka: E-Dawg. |
| Ollie | Orway | School administrator. |
| Audrey Faith | Griffin | Bernadette's neighbor. |
| Tom | | An abatement specialist. |
| Soo-Lin | Lee-Segal | Audrey's friend. |
| Lincoln | | Soo-Lin's son. |
| Alexander | | Lincoln's sister. |
| Kyle | | Audrey's son. |
| Gwen | Goodyear | The school head. |
| C. | Casella | A physician. |
| Senora | Flores | A traffic police. |
| Balakrishna | Branch | Bee's passport name. |
| Ryan | | A realtor. |
| Tom | Douglas | A local chef. |
| Lola | | A coconut cream pie. |
| Zorba | | Bernadette's friend. |
| Kennedy | | Bee's best friend. |
| Warren | | Audrey's husband. |
| Bruce | Jessup | Dean of Admission at Choate Rosemary. |
| Hillary | Loundes | Director of Studies at Choate Rosemary |
| Ice Cream | | A dog. |
| Grace | | Bee's friend. |
| Kate | Webb | A school nurse. |
| Mr. | Kangana | A music teacher. |
| Mr. | Levy | A Biology teacher. |
| Mr. | Lotterstein | A teacher. |
| Norma | | A house cleaner. |
| Pablo | | Elgin's friend. |
| Mr. | Rogers | Elgin's acquaintance. |
| Al | Gore | Former Vice-President of the United States. |
| Dale | Chihuly | An American sculptor. |
| Cliff | Mass | A professor. |
| Jacob | Raymond | A graduate student at USC. |
| Paul | Jellinek | A professor of architecture. |
| Beeber | Bifocal | A factory owner. |
| Claire | Anderssen | Elgin's acquaintance. |
| Helen | Derwood | A counselor of Swedish Medical Center. |
| Ginny | | Helen's daughter. |
| Janelle | Kurtz | A director of psychiatry. |
| Hannah | Dillard | Elgin's friend. |
| Frank | | Hannah's husband. |
| Warren | Buffet | CEO of Berkshire Hathaway. |
2 | | | Part ll Bernadette Past And Present |
| Frank Lloyd | Wright | One of the best architects. |
| Le | Corbusier | One of the best architects. |
| Mies | van der Rohe | One of the best architects. |
| Louis | Khan | One of the best architects. |
| Richard | Neura | One of the best architects. |
| Rudolf | Schindler | One of the best architects. |
| Michael | Graves | A professor. |
| Peter | Eisenman | A former Princeton faculty member. |
| Ellie | Saito | Bernadette's classmates. |
| Michael | Eisner | An architect. |
| Richard | Mier | A firm owner. |
| Judy | Toll | A realtor. |
| David | Walker | A contractor. |
| Ali | Fahad | The head of the Department of Building and Safety. |
| Zaha | Hadid | One of the architects. |
| Ellen | Gray | One of the architects. |
| Julia | Morgan | One of the architects. |
| Ann | Tyng | One of the architects. |
| Marion | Griffin | One of the architects. |
| Denise | Scott Brown | One of the architects. |
| Robert | Venturi | An architect. |
| Ayn | Rand | American writer and philosopher. |
| Nigel | Mills-Murray | A TV magnate from England. |
| Frances Ford | Coppola | An American film director. |
| John | Sayre | One who bought Bernadette's house. |
| Nicolai | Ouroussoff | An architecture critic. |
| Sailor | | A rabbit. |
| Gloria | | A maid. |
3 | | | Part lll Menace To Society |
| Barry | | Soo-Lin's ex-husband. |
| Luke | | One who conducted a Bible studies. |
| Mae | | Luke's wife. |
| Murray | Gell-Mann | An American physicist. |
| E.O. | Wilson | An American biologist. |
| Sergey | Brin | An American computer scientist. |
| Nehru | | A former minister of India. |
| Samantha | | A robot. |
| David | Pogue | American writer. |
| Dr. | Neergaard | A dentist. |
| Marcus | Strang | An FBI agent. |
4 | | | Part lV Invaders |
| Phil | Bradstock | A police officer. |
| Steven | Koenig | The night manager at Westin Hotel. |
| Stanton | | A police officer. |
| Maura | | A housemaid. |
| Van | Branch | Elgin's brother. |
| Dr. | Mink | One of the doctors who specializes in drug intervention. |
| Dr. | Crabtree | One of the doctors who specializes in drug intervention. |
| Chloe | | A first grade student. |
| Driscoll | | A detective. |
5 | | | Part V Dangers Passed |
| Eloise | | Elgin's acquaintance. |
| Desdemona | | Lincoln's girl friend. |
| Kurt | Cobain | The owner of the house at Lake Washington. |
| Courtney | Love | Kurt's wife. |
| Sarah | Wyatt | Bee's roommate. |
| Judge | Choate | The headmaster. |
| Elijah | Harmsen | The President of a travel agency. |
| Jurgen G. | Altdorf | The ship captain. |
| Tonya | Woods | A forensic document examiner. |
| Morrissey | | A singer. |
| Paul | Allen | The chairman of a Seattle Seahawks. |
| Dr. | Villar | Soo-Lin's physician. |
6 | | | Part Vl The White Continent |
| Marla | | Sarah Wyatt's best friend. |
| Mrs. | Ryan | An English teacher. |
| Buzz | Aldrin | A former pilot. |
| Jorges | Valera | A captain. |
| Charlie | Barkley | One of the naturalists. |
| Frog | | One of the naturalists. |
| Eduardo | | One of the crew. |
| Karen | | A female crew. |
| Issey | | A chef. |
| Polly | | The gift shop lady. |
| Nick | | One who studied the penguin colonies. |
| Walter | Reed | A physician. |
| Adelie | | A penguin. |
| Vivian | | One of Soduko ladies. |
| Iris | | One of Soduko ladies. |
| Laurence M. | Gould | An American geologist. |
| Jacko | | One of the crew members. |
| Gilly | | One of the crew members. |
7 | | | Part Vll The Runaway Bunny |
| Apsley Cherry | Garrard | An English explorer. |
| Louise | Nevelson | An American sculptor. |
| Becky | | A marine biologist. |
| Amundsen | | A Norwegian explorer. |
| Captain | Scott | A British explorer. |
| Ellen | Idelson | Manager of the Antarctic Operations. |
| Mike | | A former state senator from Boston. |
| Dough | | A surgeon from Aspen. |
| Cal | | A genial neutrino specialist. |