| 1 | | | Part 1 Mom Versus The Gnats |
| | Bee | Branch | A grade-eight student at Galer Street. |
| | Bernadette | Fox | Bee's mother. |
| | Manjula | Kapoor | Bernadette's virtual assistant. |
| | Elgin | Branch | Bernadette's husband. Aka: E-Dawg. |
| | Ollie | Orway | School administrator. |
| | Audrey Faith | Griffin | Bernadette's neighbor. |
| | Tom | | An abatement specialist. |
| | Soo-Lin | Lee-Segal | Audrey's friend. |
| | Lincoln | | Soo-Lin's son. |
| | Alexander | | Lincoln's sister. |
| | Kyle | | Audrey's son. |
| | Gwen | Goodyear | The school head. |
| | C. | Casella | A physician. |
| | Senora | Flores | A traffic police. |
| | Balakrishna | Branch | Bee's passport name. |
| | Ryan | | A realtor. |
| | Tom | Douglas | A local chef. |
| | Lola | | A coconut cream pie. |
| | Zorba | | Bernadette's friend. |
| | Kennedy | | Bee's best friend. |
| | Warren | | Audrey's husband. |
| | Bruce | Jessup | Dean of Admission at Choate Rosemary. |
| | Hillary | Loundes | Director of Studies at Choate Rosemary |
| | Ice Cream | | A dog. |
| | Grace | | Bee's friend. |
| | Kate | Webb | A school nurse. |
| | Mr. | Kangana | A music teacher. |
| | Mr. | Levy | A Biology teacher. |
| | Mr. | Lotterstein | A teacher. |
| | Norma | | A house cleaner. |
| | Pablo | | Elgin's friend. |
| | Mr. | Rogers | Elgin's acquaintance. |
| | Al | Gore | Former Vice-President of the United States. |
| | Dale | Chihuly | An American sculptor. |
| | Cliff | Mass | A professor. |
| | Jacob | Raymond | A graduate student at USC. |
| | Paul | Jellinek | A professor of architecture. |
| | Beeber | Bifocal | A factory owner. |
| | Claire | Anderssen | Elgin's acquaintance. |
| | Helen | Derwood | A counselor of Swedish Medical Center. |
| | Ginny | | Helen's daughter. |
| | Janelle | Kurtz | A director of psychiatry. |
| | Hannah | Dillard | Elgin's friend. |
| | Frank | | Hannah's husband. |
| | Warren | Buffet | CEO of Berkshire Hathaway. |
| 2 | | | Part ll Bernadette Past And Present |
| | Frank Lloyd | Wright | One of the best architects. |
| | Le | Corbusier | One of the best architects. |
| | Mies | van der Rohe | One of the best architects. |
| | Louis | Khan | One of the best architects. |
| | Richard | Neura | One of the best architects. |
| | Rudolf | Schindler | One of the best architects. |
| | Michael | Graves | A professor. |
| | Peter | Eisenman | A former Princeton faculty member. |
| | Ellie | Saito | Bernadette's classmates. |
| | Michael | Eisner | An architect. |
| | Richard | Mier | A firm owner. |
| | Judy | Toll | A realtor. |
| | David | Walker | A contractor. |
| | Ali | Fahad | The head of the Department of Building and Safety. |
| | Zaha | Hadid | One of the architects. |
| | Ellen | Gray | One of the architects. |
| | Julia | Morgan | One of the architects. |
| | Ann | Tyng | One of the architects. |
| | Marion | Griffin | One of the architects. |
| | Denise | Scott Brown | One of the architects. |
| | Robert | Venturi | An architect. |
| | Ayn | Rand | American writer and philosopher. |
| | Nigel | Mills-Murray | A TV magnate from England. |
| | Frances Ford | Coppola | An American film director. |
| | John | Sayre | One who bought Bernadette's house. |
| | Nicolai | Ouroussoff | An architecture critic. |
| | Sailor | | A rabbit. |
| | Gloria | | A maid. |
| 3 | | | Part lll Menace To Society |
| | Barry | | Soo-Lin's ex-husband. |
| | Luke | | One who conducted a Bible studies. |
| | Mae | | Luke's wife. |
| | Murray | Gell-Mann | An American physicist. |
| | E.O. | Wilson | An American biologist. |
| | Sergey | Brin | An American computer scientist. |
| | Nehru | | A former minister of India. |
| | Samantha | | A robot. |
| | David | Pogue | American writer. |
| | Dr. | Neergaard | A dentist. |
| | Marcus | Strang | An FBI agent. |
| 4 | | | Part lV Invaders |
| | Phil | Bradstock | A police officer. |
| | Steven | Koenig | The night manager at Westin Hotel. |
| | Stanton | | A police officer. |
| | Maura | | A housemaid. |
| | Van | Branch | Elgin's brother. |
| | Dr. | Mink | One of the doctors who specializes in drug intervention. |
| | Dr. | Crabtree | One of the doctors who specializes in drug intervention. |
| | Chloe | | A first grade student. |
| | Driscoll | | A detective. |
| 5 | | | Part V Dangers Passed |
| | Eloise | | Elgin's acquaintance. |
| | Desdemona | | Lincoln's girl friend. |
| | Kurt | Cobain | The owner of the house at Lake Washington. |
| | Courtney | Love | Kurt's wife. |
| | Sarah | Wyatt | Bee's roommate. |
| | Judge | Choate | The headmaster. |
| | Elijah | Harmsen | The President of a travel agency. |
| | Jurgen G. | Altdorf | The ship captain. |
| | Tonya | Woods | A forensic document examiner. |
| | Morrissey | | A singer. |
| | Paul | Allen | The chairman of a Seattle Seahawks. |
| | Dr. | Villar | Soo-Lin's physician. |
| 6 | | | Part Vl The White Continent |
| | Marla | | Sarah Wyatt's best friend. |
| | Mrs. | Ryan | An English teacher. |
| | Buzz | Aldrin | A former pilot. |
| | Jorges | Valera | A captain. |
| | Charlie | Barkley | One of the naturalists. |
| | Frog | | One of the naturalists. |
| | Eduardo | | One of the crew. |
| | Karen | | A female crew. |
| | Issey | | A chef. |
| | Polly | | The gift shop lady. |
| | Nick | | One who studied the penguin colonies. |
| | Walter | Reed | A physician. |
| | Adelie | | A penguin. |
| | Vivian | | One of Soduko ladies. |
| | Iris | | One of Soduko ladies. |
| | Laurence M. | Gould | An American geologist. |
| | Jacko | | One of the crew members. |
| | Gilly | | One of the crew members. |
| 7 | | | Part Vll The Runaway Bunny |
| | Apsley Cherry | Garrard | An English explorer. |
| | Louise | Nevelson | An American sculptor. |
| | Becky | | A marine biologist. |
| | Amundsen | | A Norwegian explorer. |
| | Captain | Scott | A British explorer. |
| | Ellen | Idelson | Manager of the Antarctic Operations. |
| | Mike | | A former state senator from Boston. |
| | Dough | | A surgeon from Aspen. |
| | Cal | | A genial neutrino specialist. |
