1 | Daniel | Hiawatha-Bergman | Berie's husband. A Medical Researcher. |
| Berie | Carr | Narrator. Protagonist. Aka: Benoite Marie Carr. |
| Mrs. | LeBlanc | Berie's cleaning maid. |
| Sandra | Dee | An actress. |
| Mr. | Gambari | Berie's teacher. |
| Mrs. | Carmen-Perez | Berie's teacher. |
| Karl | Marx | A German Philosopher. |
| Sigmund | Freud | A Famous Scientist. |
| Silsby | Chaussee | Berie's childhood best friend and workmate. Aka: Sils. |
| Randi | | Sils and Berie's friend. |
| Mike | Suprenante | Sils's boyfriend. |
| Estherina | Foster | Deceased. |
| LaRoue | | Berie's sister. |
| Herb | | The park manager. |
| Nancy | | A foster child. Berie's former sister. |
| Claude | Carr | Berie's brother. |
| Billy | Rickey | Claude's new friend. |
| Paul | Zabrowski | Berie's classmate. |
| Timothy | Wilson | Paul's annoying friend. |
| Isabelle | | Berie and Sils's supervisor. |
| Mimi | | Berie's aunt. |
| Cynthia | Odekerk | Berie's classmate. |
| Chrissy | Messita | The pregnant lady who goes to Vermont. |
| Mary | Mills | One of Berie's schoolmates who gets pregnant. |
| Sheryl | | Berie's co-cashier. |
| Debbie | | Berie's co-cashier. |
| Frank | Morenton | The wealthy business. Isabella's alleged lover. |
| James | Gang | A singer. |
| Linda | Ronstadt | The host of James Gang's concert. |
| Leslie | Fish | Berie's acquaintance. |
| Markie | Russo | The guy who had a crush on Sils. |
| Jerry | Murphy | The boy who was poisoned at the library. |
| Humphrey | | Sils and Berie's cabbie. |
| Marguerite | | Painter and paint maker. Berie's friend in Paris. |
| Granmother | Carr | Berie's grandmother. |
| Kevin | Chaussee | Sils's brother. |
| Dickie | Ress | A bar owner. |
| Arnie | | Mike's friend. |
| Mrs. | Lollick | The Church friend of the Carr Family. |
| Stan | | The security guard. |
| Kerry | | The police deputy. |
| Monica | Hyde | A 14-year-old girl from North Syracuse. |
| Reverend | Filo | The camp director. |
| Sandy | | Berie's counselor. |
| Hayden | Filo | Reverend's son. |
| Howie | March | Berie's first boyfriend. |
| Doug | | Sils's new boyfriend. |
| Susie | Vito | The class secretary. |
| Miss | Field | Berie's director. |