| 1 | Daniel | Hiawatha-Bergman | Berie's husband. A Medical Researcher. |
| | Berie | Carr | Narrator. Protagonist. Aka: Benoite Marie Carr. |
| | Mrs. | LeBlanc | Berie's cleaning maid. |
| | Sandra | Dee | An actress. |
| | Mr. | Gambari | Berie's teacher. |
| | Mrs. | Carmen-Perez | Berie's teacher. |
| | Karl | Marx | A German Philosopher. |
| | Sigmund | Freud | A Famous Scientist. |
| | Silsby | Chaussee | Berie's childhood best friend and workmate. Aka: Sils. |
| | Randi | | Sils and Berie's friend. |
| | Mike | Suprenante | Sils's boyfriend. |
| | Estherina | Foster | Deceased. |
| | LaRoue | | Berie's sister. |
| | Herb | | The park manager. |
| | Nancy | | A foster child. Berie's former sister. |
| | Claude | Carr | Berie's brother. |
| | Billy | Rickey | Claude's new friend. |
| | Paul | Zabrowski | Berie's classmate. |
| | Timothy | Wilson | Paul's annoying friend. |
| | Isabelle | | Berie and Sils's supervisor. |
| | Mimi | | Berie's aunt. |
| | Cynthia | Odekerk | Berie's classmate. |
| | Chrissy | Messita | The pregnant lady who goes to Vermont. |
| | Mary | Mills | One of Berie's schoolmates who gets pregnant. |
| | Sheryl | | Berie's co-cashier. |
| | Debbie | | Berie's co-cashier. |
| | Frank | Morenton | The wealthy business. Isabella's alleged lover. |
| | James | Gang | A singer. |
| | Linda | Ronstadt | The host of James Gang's concert. |
| | Leslie | Fish | Berie's acquaintance. |
| | Markie | Russo | The guy who had a crush on Sils. |
| | Jerry | Murphy | The boy who was poisoned at the library. |
| | Humphrey | | Sils and Berie's cabbie. |
| | Marguerite | | Painter and paint maker. Berie's friend in Paris. |
| | Granmother | Carr | Berie's grandmother. |
| | Kevin | Chaussee | Sils's brother. |
| | Dickie | Ress | A bar owner. |
| | Arnie | | Mike's friend. |
| | Mrs. | Lollick | The Church friend of the Carr Family. |
| | Stan | | The security guard. |
| | Kerry | | The police deputy. |
| | Monica | Hyde | A 14-year-old girl from North Syracuse. |
| | Reverend | Filo | The camp director. |
| | Sandy | | Berie's counselor. |
| | Hayden | Filo | Reverend's son. |
| | Howie | March | Berie's first boyfriend. |
| | Doug | | Sils's new boyfriend. |
| | Susie | Vito | The class secretary. |
| | Miss | Field | Berie's director. |
