| 1 | Hollis | Tarryton-Lamar | Money's close friend. A Driver's Ed instructor. |
| | Money | Breton | Narrator and Protagonist. |
| | Mev | | Money's daughter. |
| | Marianne | Faithful | A singer. |
| | John | Wayne | A book store owner. |
| | Paulie | | Money's son. Mev's step-brother. |
| | Belinda | | The development producer. Aka: Monica. |
| | Robert | Motherwell | An American painter. |
| | Thomas | Mann | An author. |
| | Barrabus | | One of Money's exes. |
| | Annabelle | | The nurse. |
| | Dr. | Rex | Annabelle's boss. Money's doctor. |
| | John Philip | Sousa | An American composer. |
| | Flower | Cat | Money's cat. |
| | Michael | Jackson | The famous singer. |
| | Margaret | | Paulie's friend. |
| | Martin | | Money's acquaintance who compiled a list of best rock singles. |
| | Robert | Sanobel | Money's friend. Aka: The Deaf Lady. |
| | William | Morris | An agency owner who fired Money. |
| 2 | Lillian | | Money's old friend. |
| | Midge | | Hollis's wife. |
| | Mikey | | A police from the Sexual Crime Division. |
| | Rob | | A police from the Sexual Crime Division. |
| | Lionel | Schumacher | Money's workmate. |
| 3 | Taylor | Didier | Money's new boyfriend. Aka: Dix, New Boyfriend. |
| | Deannie | | Dix's friend. |
| | Penny | | Money's old director and friend. |
| | Julie | | Money's aunt. |
| 4 | Battier | | A
convenience store owner. |
| 5 | Mr. | Penn | The owner of the movie called The Indian Runner. |
| | Sylvia | Plath | An American poet and novelist. |
| 6 | Molly | | A dog. |
| | Linda | Kenesevich | A cleaner's manager. |
| | Captain | Butterfield | A pilot. |
| | Evan | | A producer. |
| 7 | Elton | | Belinda's messenger. |
| | Cyril | | Belinda's messenger. |
| | Deiter | | Belinda's boss. |
| | Ian | Anderloche | The executive producer. |
| | Tick | | The studio driver. |
| | Janice | | The producer's assistant. |
| | Jonas | | The producer's assistant. |
| | Crumley | | Belinda's colleague. |
| 8 | Armando | | Paulie's friend. |
| 9 | Rudy | | Hollis's driving student. |
| 11 | Albert | Camus | A French Philosopher. |
| | Donna | | Money's ex-sister-in-law. |
| | Al | Green | A United States representative. |
| | Daisy | | Dix's psychic. |
| 12 | Garnet | | The prosecuting attorney. |
| | Sasha | | The man that Sasha dated. |
| 14 | Marla | | A woman who was determined to sleep in the
Laundromat. |
