Intro | Bob | Servant | Protagonist. A burger seller. |
| Frank | Theplank | One of Bob's regulars. |
| Neil | Forsyth | Bob's friend. Author. |
| Winston | Churchill | Former Prime Minister of United Kingdom. |
| Tommy | Peanuts | Bob's colleague. |
| Chappy | Williams | One of Bob's close friends. |
1 | Jack | Thompson | One of the scammers who emailed Bob. |
| Tony | Northrup | The real lion owner. |
| Jim | McLean | The old dundee united manager. |
| Captain | | One of Jack's lions. |
| Zoro | | One of Jack's lions. |
2 | Jean | Kitson | One of the scammers who emailed Bob. |
| Howard | Reoch | An actor. |
| Trevor | | Bob's postman. |
| Tim | Sanderson | Jean's lawyer. |
| Sarah | Riley | Tim's assistant. |
3 | Alexandra | | The girl from Russia who emailed Bob. |
| Geronimo | McLardy | The Woolworth's security guard. |
| Bob | Wilson | A goalkeeper. |
| Tom | Hanks | The lead actor of Forrest Gump. |
| Terry | Darcus | Bob's landlord. |
| Don | Cabbage | Bob's employer. |
| Champion | | The ostrich. |
4 | Joseph | Udeze | A lawyer who emailed Bob. |
| Christian | Clark | Udeze's client. |
| Joan | | One of Bob's workers. |
| Archie | | Bob's friend. |
| Trevor | McDonald | A Trinidadian-British journalist. |
| Christian | Bala | Joseph's friend. A chef. |
5 | Colin | Jackson | An artist in the U.K. |
| Daphne | Silverstone | Tommy's girlfriend. A barmaid at Stewpot's. |
6 | Olga | Goldivsky | A Russian scammer who emailed Bob. |
| Vladimir | Dyatlov | The deputy governor in charge of economy, construction of Chelyabinsk region. |
| Sasha | Malikov | Olga's associate. |
7 | Mamadou | Kouassi | One of the scammers who emailed Bob. |
| Jerren | Jimjams | The man who scammed Bob. |
| Youssou | Bala | Mamadou's colleague. |
| Randy | Whyting | One of the men that Jimjams scammed. |
| Kazi | | Bob's friend in Dhaka. |
8 | Xiong | Li | Human Resources manager at Lanzhou Global |
| Nipper | Kolacz | The man who works at Michelin. |
| Clive | | The guy from Royal Bank. |
| Hamish | McAlpine | The former Dundee United goalkeeper. |
| Chick | Devine | The barman at Stewpot's. |
| O'Neil | | The reverend. |
9 | Benjamin | Suma | The son of a military general. |
| Ralphie | Milne | The former United Dundee player. |
| Jock | Wilson | The Scottish former world darts champion. |
10 | Natalia | | One of the scammers who emailed Bob. |
| Cruncher | McKenzie | Bob's companion. |
11 | Peter | Anderson | One of the scammers who emailed Bob. |