| Intro | Bob | Servant | Protagonist. A burger seller. |
| | Frank | Theplank | One of Bob's regulars. |
| | Neil | Forsyth | Bob's friend. Author. |
| | Winston | Churchill | Former Prime Minister of United Kingdom. |
| | Tommy | Peanuts | Bob's colleague. |
| | Chappy | Williams | One of Bob's close friends. |
| 1 | Jack | Thompson | One of the scammers who emailed Bob. |
| | Tony | Northrup | The real lion owner. |
| | Jim | McLean | The old dundee united manager. |
| | Captain | | One of Jack's lions. |
| | Zoro | | One of Jack's lions. |
| 2 | Jean | Kitson | One of the scammers who emailed Bob. |
| | Howard | Reoch | An actor. |
| | Trevor | | Bob's postman. |
| | Tim | Sanderson | Jean's lawyer. |
| | Sarah | Riley | Tim's assistant. |
| 3 | Alexandra | | The girl from Russia who emailed Bob. |
| | Geronimo | McLardy | The Woolworth's security guard. |
| | Bob | Wilson | A goalkeeper. |
| | Tom | Hanks | The lead actor of Forrest Gump. |
| | Terry | Darcus | Bob's landlord. |
| | Don | Cabbage | Bob's employer. |
| | Champion | | The ostrich. |
| 4 | Joseph | Udeze | A lawyer who emailed Bob. |
| | Christian | Clark | Udeze's client. |
| | Joan | | One of Bob's workers. |
| | Archie | | Bob's friend. |
| | Trevor | McDonald | A Trinidadian-British journalist. |
| | Christian | Bala | Joseph's friend. A chef. |
| 5 | Colin | Jackson | An artist in the U.K. |
| | Daphne | Silverstone | Tommy's girlfriend. A barmaid at Stewpot's. |
| 6 | Olga | Goldivsky | A Russian scammer who emailed Bob. |
| | Vladimir | Dyatlov | The deputy governor in charge of economy, construction of Chelyabinsk region. |
| | Sasha | Malikov | Olga's associate. |
| 7 | Mamadou | Kouassi | One of the scammers who emailed Bob. |
| | Jerren | Jimjams | The man who scammed Bob. |
| | Youssou | Bala | Mamadou's colleague. |
| | Randy | Whyting | One of the men that Jimjams scammed. |
| | Kazi | | Bob's friend in Dhaka. |
| 8 | Xiong | Li | Human Resources manager at Lanzhou Global |
| | Nipper | Kolacz | The man who works at Michelin. |
| | Clive | | The guy from Royal Bank. |
| | Hamish | McAlpine | The former Dundee United goalkeeper. |
| | Chick | Devine | The barman at Stewpot's. |
| | O'Neil | | The reverend. |
| 9 | Benjamin | Suma | The son of a military general. |
| | Ralphie | Milne | The former United Dundee player. |
| | Jock | Wilson | The Scottish former world darts champion. |
| 10 | Natalia | | One of the scammers who emailed Bob. |
| | Cruncher | McKenzie | Bob's companion. |
| 11 | Peter | Anderson | One of the scammers who emailed Bob. |
