| 1 | Amanda | | An account director. Clay's wife. |
| | Clay | | A professor. |
| | Archie | | Clay and Amanda's son. |
| | Rose | | Clay and Amanda's daughter. aka: Rosie |
| | Dillon | | Archie's friend. |
| | Jocelyn | | An account supervisor. |
| | Hazel | | Rosie's friend |
| 2 | Marco | Polo | A Venetian merchant, explorer, and writer. |
| 6 | Rachel | Maddow | American television program host. |
| 8 | George H. | Washington | The owner of the house.
Aka: G.H. |
| | Ruth | | G.H.'s wife. |
| 11 | David | Copperfield | American magician. |
| | Lorin | Maazel | American conductor, violinist and composer. |
| |
Vladimir
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Putin |
Russian President. |
| 12 | Clara | | A professor of classics at Mount Holyoke. |
| | Maya | | The headmaster of a Montessori school. |
| | James | | Clara's brother. |
| | Danny | | G.H. acquaintance. |
| | Rosa | | A housekeeper. |
| 13 | Mrs. | Weston | Amanda's neighbor. |
| | David | Greene | American journalist. |
| | Adam | Sandler | American actor, comedian, and filmmaker. |
| 14 | Woody | Allen | American film director, writer, actor, and comedian. |
| 17 | Brian | | One of Amanda's brothers. |
| | Jason | | One of Amanda's brothers. |
| | Zooey | Deschanel | American actress, model, and singer-songwriter. |
| 18 | Peter | | Clay and Amanda's friend. |
| | Martika | | Peter's wife. |
| | Beckett | | One of Maya's children. |
| | Otto | | One of Maya's children. |
| | Ronald | Reagan | 40th U.S. President. |
| 19 | Darnell | | Rose's counselor. |
| 21 | Peter | Miller | Canadian actor. |
| 22 | Stephen R. | Johnson | American music video director, television director. |
| 23 | François | Mitterrand | Former President of France. |
| 24 | Angela | Merkel | Chancellor of Germany. |
| | André | Previn | German-American pianist, composer, and conductor. |
| | Pyotr Ilyich | Tchaikovsky | Russian composer. |
| | Denzel | Washington | American actor, director, and producer. |
| 27 | Björk | | Icelandic singer, songwriter, record producer, actress, and DJ. |
| | Matthew | Barney | American contemporary artist and film director. |
| 28 | Jean-Michel | Basquiat | American artist of Haitian and Puerto Rican descent. |
| | George V | | Former King of the United Kingdom. |
| 29 | Dr. | Wilcox | Archie's physician. |
| 30 | Barack | Obama | 44th U.S. President. |
| 34 | Caravaggio | | Italian painter. |
| 37 | Mike | Pence | Vice President of the United States. |
| 38 | JonBenét | Ramsey | American child beauty queen who was killed at the age of six. |
| 39 | Karen | | Danny's wife. |
| | Emma | | Danny and Karen's daughter. |
| | Henry | | Danny and Karen's son. |
| 40 | Harry | Styles | English singer, songwriter. |
| | Nadine | | The matriarch. |
