| 1 | Randy | | Bob's friend. |
| | Bob | Goff | Protagonist and Narrator. |
| | Jesus | | The First Century preacher. Aka: Immanuel. |
| 2 | Doug | | Bob's former classmate. Bob's sniper friend. |
| 3 | Ryan | | Guy who asked Bob to marry his girlfriend in Bob's backyard. |
| 4 | Mat | Lehr | Owner of greenhouse restaurant. Bob's first boss. |
| | Grandma | Mary | Bob's grandmother. |
| 5 | Kathy | | Bob's high school sweetheart. |
| 6 | Maria | Goff | A college dropout who helped Doug and Bob. Bob's wife. |
| | Kevin | | Bob's roommate. A top student at the Law School. |
| 9 | Ambassador | Kamuninwire | Uganda's Ambassador who pranks Bob. |
| | Don | Valencia | Bob's close friend who became a millionaire. |
| | Jonah | | One of Jesus's apostles. |
| | Peter | | One of Jesus's apostles. |
| 10 | Adam | Goff | Bob's son. |
| | Richard | Goff | Bob's son. |
| | Lindsey | Goff | Bob's daughter. |
| | Tony | Blair | Prime Minister of England. |
| | Tun | Mahathir | The Prime Minister of Malaysia. |
| 11 | Brandon | | Bob's friend. |
| | Nicolas | Cage | A famous actor. |
| | Diane | Kruger | A famous actress. |
| 14 | Ashley | | Bob's family friend. |
| | Sceva | | A religious guy who has seven sons. |
| 19 | Lynn | | An 87-year-old woman that Bob met. |
| 23 | Copernicus | | Bob's friend. |
| 24 | Edna | | Makes superhero uniforms in the movie "The Incredibles". |
| | Judas | | One of Jesus's apostles. |
| | Matthias | | One of Jesus's apostles. |
| | Justus | | One of Jesus's apostles. |
| 25 | Heather | Valencia | Don's wife. |
| | Howard | Schultz | CEO of Starbucks. |
| 26 | John | Ashcroft | The Missouri Attorney General. |
| | Charlie | | Bob's friend who works for the FBI. |
| | Agent | Walker | Bob's security. |
| | Kevin | | A teenager who was in Uganda prison. |
| 27 | The | Scientist | Man who sells boat.
Research scientist at Scripps Institute. |
| 29 | Lazarus | | A man who was raised from the dead by Jesus. |
| 31 | John | | Bob's student. Co-owner Restore Leadership Academy. |
| | Thomas | Nelson | Bob's publisher and friend. |
