1 | Randy | | Bob's friend. |
| Bob | Goff | Protagonist and Narrator. |
| Jesus | | The First Century preacher. Aka: Immanuel. |
2 | Doug | | Bob's former classmate. Bob's sniper friend. |
3 | Ryan | | Guy who asked Bob to marry his girlfriend in Bob's backyard. |
4 | Mat | Lehr | Owner of greenhouse restaurant. Bob's first boss. |
| Grandma | Mary | Bob's grandmother. |
5 | Kathy | | Bob's high school sweetheart. |
6 | Maria | Goff | A college dropout who helped Doug and Bob. Bob's wife. |
| Kevin | | Bob's roommate. A top student at the Law School. |
9 | Ambassador | Kamuninwire | Uganda's Ambassador who pranks Bob. |
| Don | Valencia | Bob's close friend who became a millionaire. |
| Jonah | | One of Jesus's apostles. |
| Peter | | One of Jesus's apostles. |
10 | Adam | Goff | Bob's son. |
| Richard | Goff | Bob's son. |
| Lindsey | Goff | Bob's daughter. |
| Tony | Blair | Prime Minister of England. |
| Tun | Mahathir | The Prime Minister of Malaysia. |
11 | Brandon | | Bob's friend. |
| Nicolas | Cage | A famous actor. |
| Diane | Kruger | A famous actress. |
14 | Ashley | | Bob's family friend. |
| Sceva | | A religious guy who has seven sons. |
19 | Lynn | | An 87-year-old woman that Bob met. |
23 | Copernicus | | Bob's friend. |
24 | Edna | | Makes superhero uniforms in the movie "The Incredibles". |
| Judas | | One of Jesus's apostles. |
| Matthias | | One of Jesus's apostles. |
| Justus | | One of Jesus's apostles. |
25 | Heather | Valencia | Don's wife. |
| Howard | Schultz | CEO of Starbucks. |
26 | John | Ashcroft | The Missouri Attorney General. |
| Charlie | | Bob's friend who works for the FBI. |
| Agent | Walker | Bob's security. |
| Kevin | | A teenager who was in Uganda prison. |
27 | The | Scientist | Man who sells boat.
Research scientist at Scripps Institute. |
29 | Lazarus | | A man who was raised from the dead by Jesus. |
31 | John | | Bob's student. Co-owner Restore Leadership Academy. |
| Thomas | Nelson | Bob's publisher and friend. |