| John | Ashcroft | The Missouri Attorney General. |
| Tony | Blair | Prime Minister of England. |
| Nicolas | Cage | A famous actor. |
| Adam | Goff | Bob's son. |
| Bob | Goff | Protagonist and Narrator. |
| Lindsey | Goff | Bob's daughter. |
| Maria | Goff | A college dropout who helped Doug and Bob. Bob's wife. |
| Richard | Goff | Bob's son. |
| Ambassador | Kamuninwire | Uganda's Ambassador who pranks Bob. |
| Diane | Kruger | A famous actress. |
| Mat | Lehr | Owner of greenhouse restaurant. Bob's first boss. |
| Tun | Mahathir | The Prime Minister of Malaysia. |
| Grandma | Mary | Bob's grandmother. |
| Thomas | Nelson | Bob's publisher and friend. |
| Howard | Schultz | CEO of Starbucks. |
| The | Scientist | Man who sells boat.
Research scientist-Scripps Institute. |
| Don | Valencia | Bob's close friend who became a millionaire. |
| Heather | Valencia | Don's wife. |
| Agent | Walker | Bob's security. |
| Ashley | | Bob's family friend. |
| Brandon | | Bob's friend. |
| Charlie | | Bob's friend who works for the FBI. |
| Copernicus | | Bob's friend. |
| Doug | | Bob's former classmate. Bob's sniper friend. |
| Edna | | Makes superhero uniforms in the movie "The Incredibles". |
| Jesus | | The First Century preacher. Aka: Immanuel. |
| John | | Bob's Law student. Co-owner Restore Leadership Academy. |
| Jonah | | One of Jesus's apostles. |
| Judas | | One of Jesus's apostles. |
| Justus | | One of Jesus's apostles. |
| Kathy | | Bob's high school sweetheart. |
| Kevin | | Bob's roommate. A top student at the Law School. |
| Kevin | | A teenager who was in Uganda prison. |
| Lazarus | | A man who was raised from the dead by Jesus. |
| Lynn | | An 87-year-old woman that Bob met. |
| Matthias | | One of Jesus's apostles. |
| Peter | | One of Jesus's apostles. |
| Randy | | Bob's friend. |
| Ryan | | A guy who asked Bob to marry his girlfriend in Bob's backyard. |
| Sceva | | A religious guy who has seven sons. |
