Jeffrey | Archer | An entrepreneur. |
Dan | Bains | Rupert's business partner. |
Judy | Blume | An American writer. |
Richard | Branson | An entrepreneur. |
Bernard | Clark | Lou's father. |
Katrina | Clark | Lou's sister. Thomas's mother. Aka: Treena. |
Loisa | Clark | Narrator and Protagonist. Aka: Lou, Busy Bee. |
Thomas | Clark | Lou's nephew. Treena's son. Aka: Tommo. |
Freddie | Derwent | Will's former workmate. Alicia's boyfriend. |
Alicia | Dewar | Will's ex-girlfriend. Aka: Lissa. |
Mrs. | Dewar | Alicia's mother. |
Timothy | Dewar | Alicia's father. |
Mrs. | Doherty | The Clarks's family friend. |
Rupert | Freshwell | Will's former workmate. Alicia's ex-boyfriend. |
Sasha | Goldstein | Rupert's boss. |
Dympna | Grisham | Richard's wife. |
Richard | Grisham | Dympna's unfaithful husband. |
Dandelion | Lady | One of Lou's customers. |
Michael | Lawler | Will's lawyer. |
Sheilagh | Mackinson | The woman who worked at Crown Prosecution Services. |
Leo | McInerney | A former football player. |
Carmen | Miranda | A singer. |
Ginger | Pete | Patrick's business partner. |
Mary | Rawlinson | One of the wedding guests. |
Camilla | Tranor | Lou's employer. |
Georgina | Traynor | Will's sister. Aka: George. |
Steven | Traynor | Camilla's husband. |
William John | Traynor | Camilla's quadriplegic's son. Lou's boss. Aka: Will. |
Miss | Trowbridge | Lou's teacher. |
Angel | | A plumber. Lou's customer. |
Cherries | | The hairdressers. |
Della | | Steven's mistress. |
Ed | | Lou's former acquaintance. |
Frank | | Lou's employer. |
Granddad | | Lou's grandfather. |
James | | Lou's diving instructor. |
Karen | | A hotel guest. |
Kev | | A plumber. Lou's customer. |
Leanne | | Patrick's friend. |
Lily | | Will's former caregiver. |
Marky | | The guy Lou asked for help. |
Nadil | | Nathan's substitute caregiver. |
Nathan | | Will's daily nurse. |
Nina | | The hairdressers. |
Patrick | | Lou's boyfriend. |
Ritchie | | A quadriplegic patient. |
Samantha | | The proprietor of Hailsbury's only unisex hairdresser. |
Sharon | | The security at the restaurant. |
Syed | | Lou's personal adviser. |