Francis | Bacon | A former Lord Chancellor of England. |
Nuclear | Boy | Somebody McSomebody's brother. |
Maybe | Boyfriend | Middle Sister's secret boyfriend. A car mechanic. |
Nuclear | Boy's ma. | Somebody McSomebody's mother. |
First | Brother | Middle Sister's eldest brother. |
Fourth | Brother | Middle Sister's fourth brother. |
Oldest | Brother | Middle Sister's oldest brother. |
Second | Brother | Middle Sister's brother who joined the renouncers. Deceased. |
Third | Brother | Middle Sister's brother who was in love with Tablets-Girl's sister. |
First | Brother-in-Law | Eldest Sister's husband. Started rumor of Middle Sister & Milkman's relationship. |
Third | Brother-in-Law | Third Sister's husband. Middle Sister's childhood friend. |
Oliver | Cromwell | An English political leader in England. |
Marie | Curie | The girl who discovered Radium. |
Emily | Davison | A suffragete who fought for vote for women in Britain. |
The | Eldest | Maybe-Boyfriend's eldest brother. |
Millicent | Fawcett | A British writer. |
Guy | Fawkes | A member of the group of provincial catholic english. |
Longest | Friend | Middle Sister's longest friend. |
The | Groom | Longest Friend's husband. |
Mata | Hari | A Dutch exotic dancer. |
First | Housewife | Middle Sister's colleague in sub-branch women. |
Ex-Boy | Lover | Ex-Boyfriend of Tablets-Girl's sister. |
Sister | Mary Pius | The Big Nun. |
Virginia | Mayo | An American actress. |
Somebody | McSomebody | Middle Sister's stalker. |
Freddie | Mercury | Lead vocalist of The Queen Band. |
Marilyn | Monroe | An American actress. |
Maybe-BF's | Neighbor | Maybe-Boyfriend's troublesome neighbor. |
The | Neighbours | Middle Sister's gossip neighbor. |
Florence | Nightingale | The founder of modern nursing. |
Kim | Novak | An American film actress. |
Teresa | of Avila | A Roman Catholic Saint. |
Second | Oldest Male | Somebody McSomebody's brother who died while crossing the road. |
Beyond-the- | Pale | Ma's friend. Man who didn't love Somebody. Aka: The Real Milkman. |
Dolly | Parton | An American singer. |
Marianna | Pineda | A Spanish liberalist heroine. |
Mr. | Postman | A librarian. |
Eleanor | Roosevelt | Former first lady of the U.S. A diplomat and activist. |
William | Shakespeare | An English poet. |
Eldest | Sister | Middle Sister's sister. First Brother-in-Law's wife. |
Second | Sister | Middle Sister's sister. |
Tablets-Girl's | Sister | Sister of Tablets-Girl. Ex-boy Lover's ex-girlfriend. |
Third | Sister | Middle Sister's sister. Third Brother-in-Law's wife. |
Wee | Sister | Middle Sister's youngest sister. |
Lucy | Stone | A prominent U.S. orator. |
Barbra | Streisland | An American singer-songwriter. |
Wee | Tot | Somebody McSomebody's youngest sibling. |
Harriet | Tubman | An American abolitionist. |
Sigourney | Weaver | An American actress. |
Ida Bell | Wells | An American journalist. |
Second | Youngest | Maybe-Boyfriend's second youngest brother. |
Brother | | Tablets-Girl sister's twin brother. |
Chef | | Maybe-Boyfriend's longest friend. |
Da | | Middle Sister's father. Deceased. |
Elizabeth I | | The Queen of England and Ireland. |
First Sister's ex | | First Sister's murdered ex-boyfriend. |
Ivor | | A guy from "over-the-road". Maybe-Boyfriend's co-worker. |
Jason | | One of Ma's pious friend. The guardian of the banned names. |
Lassie | | Middle Sister's dog. |
Milkman | | A high ranking paramilitary. A 41-year-old married man who
harassed Middle Sister. |
Nigel | | The guardian of the banned names. |
Peggy | | Real Milkman's ex-lover. |
Tablets-Girl | | A local poisoner. |