Characters - Alphabetical
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UncleAlbertThe kid's uncle.
MiloAndreasSammy's friend. The cabbie.
RonnyBiscottiA member of Knight and Colombus.
CaptainBokkerThe South African merchant marine.
Edgar RiceBurroughsA novelist.
TonyCannelloniA legacy member who invites Sal.
JanetChangA dancer at the club.
LoisFongA dancer at Club Shanghai. Moo's girlfriend.
SalGabelliOwner of Sal's Saloon. Sammy's boss.
JudyGarlandAn American actress.
TheloniusJonesA bartender at Moonlight Jazz Club. Aka: Lone Jones.
The KidSammy's friend.
JackLondonA novelist.
MadameMabelOwner of the whorehouse named "Bohemian Grove".
UncleMaoMoo's uncle. Aka: Uncle Ho.
JohnnyMcElhennyA soldier.
GlennMillerAn American trombonist.
The MoonmanThe kid that Mrs. Stilton and Sammy helped.
BronkoNagurskiMyrtle's neighbor.
PookieO'HaraA police officer.
Mr.PowersMadame Mabel's customer.
GeneralRemyA regular customer at Sal's Saloon. A high ranking official.
PresidentRooseveltThe current U.S. President.
EddieShuSammy's business partner. Aka: Eddie Moo Shoes.
Mrs.StitltonSammy's girlfriend. Aka: The Cheese, Tilly.
AltonStoddard IIIA lawyer. A regular customer at Bohemian Grove.
JudgesTiffinSammy's older brother.
RuthTiffinSammy's sister.
SammyTiffinNarrator and Protagonist. Aka: Two Toes.
SamuelTiffin IIISammy's younger brother. Aka: Skip.
MarkTwainA famous novelist.
JacksonTwoA boxer.
MaxUtleyA foreman. Sammy's former boss.
JimmyVascoThe owner and master ceremonies at Jimmy's Joynt.
Mrs.WongThe matriarch of Harmonius Cabbage.
Bailey A secret agent. A high ranking official.
Bennie Sammy's co-bartender.
Bess Madame Mabel's bodyguard.
Bill A police officer.
Butch The door dame at Jimmy's Joynt.
Clarence Bailey's colleague. Potter's partner.
Cookie Sammy's neighbor.
Doris The new waitress.
Hatch Bailey's co-agent.
James Mrs. Stilton's former lover.
Jeff Mrs. Stilton's friend.
Lou The doorman at Club Shanghai.
Mel The bartender at Jimmy's Joynt.
Pearl One of Jimmy's waitresses.
Petey Sammy and Eddie's snake.
Phil The cook at Five and Dime on Polk Street.
Potter Clarence's partner.
Rusty Mrs. Stilton's friend.
Shirley Sammy's ex-girlfriend.
Vinnie Myrtle's co-worker. A cook.