Melanie | Cockerell | Porky's former teacher. |
Mr. | Downes | Porky's dentist. |
Bernard | Goodall | The vice-chairman. |
Mary | Lou | Porky's guardian. |
Mrs. | Mason | Porky's teacher. |
Coral | Mercer | Porky's mother. |
Edward | Mercer | Porky's brother. Aka: Teddy. |
Frank | Mercer | Porky's father. |
Heather Irene | Mercer | Protagonist. Aka: Porky, Podge. |
Mr. | Talbot | Porky's teacher. |
Ali | | Heather's boyfriend. |
Archie | | The landlord. |
Bernie | | A cabbie. |
Bibs | | Ali's sister. |
Celeste | | One of Frank's pigs. |
Cliff | | Porky's lover. The chef. |
Darren | | Teddy's enemy. |
Dawn | | One of Frank's pigs. |
Eileen | | The cupboard secretary. |
Farouq | | The boss at Savewise Travel. |
Frank (2) | | The maintenance man. |
Gwen | | Porky's best friend. |
Janice | | Mr. Downes's secretary. |
Jim | | The man that Porky met at the party. Aka: Walter. |
Jock | | One of Frank's drinking buddies. |
Jonathan | | Porky's dancing partner. |
Korky | | Porky's co-flight attendant. |
Leo | | Porky's lion stuffed toy. |
Marie | | Oonagh's sister. |
Maureen | | One of Porky's classmates. |
Mike | | Frank's friend. |
Mo | | One of Cliff's assistants. |
Naz | | Porky's workmate. |
Nick | | Gwen's boyfriend. |
Oonagh | | Coral's friend. |
Rinty | | Porky's dog. |
Rod | | One of Porky's lovers. |
Sandra | | One of Porky's friends. |
Sandra | | One of Porky's friends. |
Shirl | | One of Frank's pigs. |
Sue | | Gwen and Porky's friend. |
Tony | | Frank's friend. |
Yvonne | | One of Porky's classmates. |