| 1 | Robert |
Service | Canadian poet. |
| | Claire |
| Emmett's wife. |
| | Emmett |
| Protagonist. |
| 3 | Phoebe |
| Emmett and Claire's daughter. |
| 5 | Rudyard |
Kipling | Journalist and author. |
| | Greta |
| Phoebe's duck. |
| 6 | William |
| A boy Claire had a thing for in college. |
| 8 | Henry |
| Emmett and Claire's son. |
| 10 |
Waybe | Thiebaud |
American artist/painter. |
| | Lucy |
| The frail and funny woman living on Emmett's street. |
| 11 |
Shiela | |
The town hairdresser. Likes cutting people's hair. |
| | Ronnie (1) |
| Owns a barbershop. |
| | Ronnie (2) |
| Ronnie (1)'s father. |
| 12 |
Agatha | Christie |
Mystery author. |
| | Dick |
Francis | Crime writer. |
| 14 |
Merv | Griffin |
The always cheerful and tanned host of The Merv Griffin Show. |
| 16 |
Fidel | |
Emmett's former pet. |
| | Sydney |
Smith | Wrote the essay for Edinburgh Review in 1819. |
| | Dick |
van Dyke | Actor. |
| 24 |
Juliet | |
The woman next door who runs the day-care center. |
| | Michael |
Jackson | Singer. |
| | Roman |
Polanski | French-Polish film director. |
| | Erle Stanley |
Gardner | American author. |
| | Rod |
McKuen | Poet. |
| 27 |
Alex | Trebek |
Jeopardy's host. |
| 28 |
Richard | Brinsley |
Local architect. |