| Billy |
Babcock | Works at the Coast Guard station |
| Mr. |
Carmichael | Owner of the car that Paine flattens |
| Nelson |
Mandela | Mentioned name |
| Derek |
Mays | The man Paine assaulted |
| Dusty |
Muleman | Owner of the gambling boat Coral Queen |
| Shelly |
Muleman | Dusty's wife |
| Jasper |
Muleman Jr. | Dusty's son, well-known jerk |
| Charles |
Peeking | Dusty's former boat mate. Aka: Lice |
| Coral |
Queen | Gambling boat |
| Officer |
Reilly | Coast Guard officer |
| Mr. |
Shine | Divorce lawyer |
| Miles |
Umlatt | Reporter |
| Noah |
Underwood | Protagonist and narrator |
| Robert Lee |
Underwood | Noah's paternal grandfather. Aka: Bobby |
| Abbey |
Underwood | Noah's sister |
| Paine |
Underwood | Noah's father |
| Donna |
Underwood | Noah's mother |
| Deputy |
| Jail warden |
| Sandy |
| Noah's aunt, Paine's sister |
| Del |
| Noah's uncle, Paine's brother |
| Thom |
| Noah's friend |
| Rado |
| Noah's friend |
| Bull |
| Jasper Jr.'s friend |
| Kenneth |
| Donna's father, Noah's grandfather |
| Janet |
| Donna's mother, Noah's grandmother |
| Luno |
| One of Dusty's goons |
| Godzilla |
| Rado's dog |
| Shucker |
| The lieutenant |