| 1 | Noah |
Underwood | Protagonist and narrator |
| | Deputy |
| Jail warden |
| | Robert Lee |
Underwood | Noah's paternal grandfather. Aka: Bobby |
| | Abbey |
Underwood | Noah's sister |
| | Coral |
Queen | Gambling boat |
| | Dusty |
Muleman | Owner of the gambling boat Coral Queen |
| 2 | Jasper |
Muleman Jr. | Dusty's son, well-known jerk |
| | Charles |
Peeking | Dusty's former boat mate. Aka: Lice |
| | Shelly |
Muleman | Dusty's wife |
| | Paine |
Underwood | Noah's father |
| | Sandy |
| Noah's aunt, Paine's sister |
| | Del |
| Noah's uncle, Paine's brother |
| 3 | Nelson |
Mandela | Mentioned name |
| | Thom |
| Noah's friend |
| | Rado |
| Noah's friend |
| 4 | Mr. |
Shine | Divorce lawyer |
| | Bull |
| Jasper Jr.'s friend |
| | Miles |
Umlatt | Reporter |
| | Mr. |
Carmichael | Owner of the car that Paine flattens |
| | Derek |
Mays | The man Paine assaulted |
| 6 | Donna |
Underwood | Noah's mother |
| 7 | Kenneth |
| Donna's father, Noah's grandfather |
| | Janet |
| Donna's mother, Noah's grandmother |
| 11 |
Luno | |
One of Dusty's goons |
| 14 |
Billy | Babcock |
Works at the Coast Guard station |
| 15 |
Godzilla | |
Rado's dog |
| 17 |
Officer | Reilly |
Coast Guard officer |
| 20 | Shucker |
| The lieutenant |