| George | Armstrong-Custer | The general. |
| Baron | Baghdassarian | The grandchild of the survivors. |
| Mr. | Bitter | Banu's Djinni. |
| Francesco | Boretti | A painter. |
| Dipsomaniac | Cartoonist | Asya's colleague. |
| Johnny | Cash | Army's fave singer. |
| Miserable | Co-Existence | Dipsomaniac Cartoonist's friend. |
| Closeted | Columnist | Asya's colleague. |
| Mrs. | Ginelli | The next-door neighbor. |
| Kirkor | Hagopian | Hovhannes's colleague. A lawyer. |
| Matt | Hassinger | Amy's boyfriend. |
| Kevork | Karaoglanian | Barsam's distant cousin. |
| Asya | Kazanci | Zeliha's daughter. |
| Banu | Kazanci | Zeliha's sister. |
| Cevriye | Kazanci | Zeliha's sister. |
| Feride | Kazanci | Zeliha's sister. |
| Gulsum | Kazanci | Zeliha's mother. |
| Levent | Kazanci | Zeliha's father. |
| Mustafa | Kazanci | Zeliha's only brother. |
| Zeliha | Kazanci | Asya's mother. |
| Milan | Kundera | A novelist. |
| Aram | Martirossian | Zeliha's current lover. |
| Nonnationalist scenarist | of Ultranationalist Movies | One of Asya's colleagues. |
| Lady | Peacock/Siramark | Armenian-American win expert. Amy's chat mate. |
| Riza | Selim-Kazanci | Petite Ma's husband. |
| Dikran | Stamboulian | Barsam's uncle. |
| Hovhannes | Stamboulian | Amy's great-grandfather. |
| Varvant | Stamboulian | Dikran's father. |
| Yervant | Stamboulian | Amy's uncle. |
| Mrs. | Sweet | Banu's Djinni. |
| Exceptionally | Talented Poet | Asya's colleague. |
| Armanoush | Tchakmakhchian | Rose's daughter. AKA: My-Exiled-Soul, Amy. |
| Barsam | Tchakmakhchian | Amy's father. Rose's ex-husband. |
| Sarkis | Tchakmakhchian | Barsam's father. |
| Shushan | Tchakmakhchian | Barsam's mother. Levant's mother. AKA: Shermin Kazanci. |
| Sultan | The Fifth | The Kazanci's cat. |
| Pasha | The Third | Zeliha's cat. |
| Donald | Trump | The US President. |
| Amunet | | The Egyptian Princess. |
| AntiKhavurma | | Asya's online chat mate. |
| Azrail | | The angel of death. |
| Hai Dat | | A psychological anchor. |
| Haydeh | | Dikran's ex-wife. |
| Komitas | | A legendary musician. |
| Levon | | Yervant's uncle. Riza Selim's guardian. |
| Marie | | Amy's maid. |
| Petite-Ma | | Zeliha's grandmother. |
| Rose | | Mustafa's American wife. Amy's mother. |
| Surpun | | Barsam's sister. |
| Varsenig | | Barsam's sister. |
| Yessaian | | The only woman novelist the young turks put on their death list. |
| Zarouhi | | Barsam's sister. |
