| 1 | Zeliha | Kazanci | Asya's mother. |
| | Petite-Ma | | Zeliha's grandmother. |
| 2 | Gulsum | Kazanci | Zeliha's mother. |
| | Feride | Kazanci | Zeliha's sister. |
| | Banu | Kazanci | Zeliha's sister. |
| | Cevriye | Kazanci | Zeliha's sister. |
| | Levent | Kazanci | Zeliha's father. |
| | Mustafa | Kazanci | Zeliha's only brother. |
| | Azrail | | The angel of death. |
| | Rose | | Mustafa's American wife. Amy's mother. |
| | Barsam | Tchakmakhchian | Amy's father. Rose's ex-husband. |
| | Shushan | Tchakmakhchian | Barsam's mother. Levant's mother. AKA: Shermin Kazanci. |
| | Surpun | | Barsam's sister. |
| | Zarouhi | | Barsam's sister. |
| | Varsenig | | Barsam's sister. |
| | Armanoush | Tchakmakhchian | Rose's daughter. AKA: My-Exiled-Soul, Amy. |
| | Pasha | The Third | Zeliha's cat. |
| 3 | Dikran | Stamboulian | Barsam's uncle. |
| | Kevork | Karaoglanian | Barsam's distant cousin. |
| | Varvant | Stamboulian | Dikran's father. |
| | Haydeh | | Dikran's ex-wife. |
| | George | Armstrong-Custer | The general. |
| 4 | Asya | Kazanci | Zeliha's daughter. |
| | Sultan | The Fifth | The Kazanci's cat. |
| 5 | Milan | Kundera | A novelist. |
| | Dipsomaniac | Cartoonist | Asya's colleague. |
| | Closeted | Columnist | Asya's colleague. |
| | Exceptionally | Talented Poet | Asya's colleague. |
| 6 | Matt | Hassinger | Amy's boyfriend. |
| | Mrs. | Ginelli | The next-door neighbor. |
| | Francesco | Boretti | A painter. |
| 7 | Yessaian | | The only woman novelist the young
Turks put on their death list. |
| | Baron | Baghdassarian | The grandchild of the survivors. |
| | Lady | Peacock/Siramark | Armenian-American win expert. Amy's chat mate. |
| | Hai Dat | | A psychological anchor. |
| | Riza | Selim-Kazanci | Petite Ma's husband. |
| | Johnny | Cash | Army's fave singer. |
| 8 | Donald | Trump | The US President. |
| | Komitas | | A legendary musician. |
| | Yervant | Stamboulian | Amy's uncle. |
| 10 | Mrs. | Sweet | Banu's Djinni. |
| | Mr. | Bitter | Banu's Djinni. |
| | Amunet | | The Egyptian Princess. |
| | Nonnationalist scenarist | of Ultranationalist Movies | One of Asya's colleagues. |
| 12 | Hovhannes | Stamboulian | Amy's great-grandfather. |
| | Kirkor | Hagopian | Hovhannes's colleague. A lawyer. |
| | Marie | | Amy's maid. |
| | Levon | | Yervant's uncle. Riza Selim's guardian. |
| 13 | Aram | Martirossian | Zeliha's current lover. |
| 14 | Miserable | Co-Existence | Dipsomaniac Cartoonist's friend. |
| | AntiKhavurma | | Asya's online chat mate. |
| 15 | Sarkis | Tchakmakhchian | Barsam's father. |
