| 1 | Wheat | Bryant | Protagonist. |
| | Charlene | Bryant | Wheat's wife. AKA: Hot Momma Yeller. |
| | Granny | Carolyn | Wheat's mother. AKA: Granny C. |
| | Junior Junior | Milam | Granny C's nephew. Deceased. |
| | J.W | Milam | Granny C's brother. |
| | Roy | Bryant | Wheat's father. |
| | Lulabelle | | One of Charlene and Wheat's children. |
| | Mavis | Dill | The coroner's assistant. |
| 2 | Delroy | Digby | The deputy sheriff. |
| | Daisy | Milam | Junior Junior's wife. |
| | Hattie | | Delroy's receptionist/dispatcher. |
| | Braden | Brady | Delroy's colleague. |
| | Phyllis | Tucker | Delroy's former classmate. |
| 3 | Red | Jetty | The sheriff. |
| | Cad | Fondle | The coroner. A reverend. |
| 4 | Jethro | | The lab technician. |
| 7 | Philworth | Bass | The Mayor. |
| 8 | Ed | Morgan | The MBI special detective. |
| | Jim | Davis | Ed's current partner. |
| 13 | Delores | | One of the waitresses. |
| | Dixie | | One of the waitresses. |
| | Gertrude | Penstock | One of the waitresses. |
| 24 | Lester | William-Milan | Murdered Victim. |
| | Anthony | McDougall | The building manager. |
| 26 | Franklin | | The other bartender. |
| | Hayes | | A bartender. |
| | Emmett | Till | The man that Roy and JW Milam killed. |
| 27 | Otis | East | The mortician. |
| 28 | Agnes | | Red Jetty's wife. |
| 32 | Donald | | One of Fondle's colleagues. |
| | Jared | | One of Fondle's colleagues. |
| 33 | Mama Z | | Gertrude's great-grandmother. |
| | Wright | | The deacon. |
| | Betty | Smith | Lamar's sister. |
| | Lamar | Smith | The man who was shot in front of Brookhaven Court. |
| 35 | Big-Ten | Forty | Charlene's radio friend. |
| 36 | Damon Nathan | Thruff | A molecular biology professor. Gertrude's former classmate. |
| 38 | Barry | Hind | Herberta's father. |
| | Bertha | Hind | Barry's mother. |
| | Herberta | Hind | FBI Special Agent. AKA: Herbie. |
| | Ajax | Kinney | Herbie's boss. |
| 41 | Helvetica | Quip | Medical examiner. |
| | Lester | Safer | MBI Director at Hattiesburg. |
| | Ferris | New | Helvetica's wife. |
| 42 | Fancel | Fondie | Doctor Fondle's wife. |
| 43 | Chester | Hobnobber | The waiter. |
| 49 | Taggert | Muldoon | Deceased. |
| | Liam | Murphy | A detective on Duluth Police. |
| | Wesley | Snipes | Murphy's partner. |
| 50 | Rake | Kearney | Carbon County Deputy Sheriff. |
| | Douglas | | A policeman. |
| | Aaron | Henderson | Missing. |
| 53 | McDonald | McDonald | Deceased. |
| | Hal | Chi | Orange County Detective. |
| | Daryl | Ho | Hal Chi's partner. |
| 55 | Julius | Randolph-Lynch | Mama Z's father. |
| | John | Lynch | Mama Z's uncle and guardian. |
| 56 | Catherine | White | Julius Lynch's mother. |
| | Patrick | Lynch | Julius's father. |
| | Donald | Sessions | The deputy sheriff in charge of Julius Lynch's case. |
| | Larry | Bolton | The sheriff in charge of Julius Lynch's case. |
| | Chancey | Boatwright | The man who found Julius's dead body. |
| | Mr. | Sims | A general store owner. |
| 58 | Daniel | Moon | The detective sergeant. |
| 59 | Philbert | Fondle | The Ku Klux clan's grand Kleagle. Cad's father. |
| 62 | Mayo | | The fired Deputy. |
| | Garth | Johnson | The victim. |
| 65 | Ditka | | The receptionist at Acme Cadaver Company. |
| | Chris | Toms | The manager. |
| | Chester | Hobsinger | The driver of the missing truck. |
| 70 | Jack | Minho | The deputy in Riverside Deparment. |
| | Jesse | Mendel | Deceased. |
| | Becky | Wilmer | The person who discovers Mendel's dead body. |
| 77 | Gerald | Mister | A victim in Money. |
| | Kwame | Wallace | The Hernando Sheriff. |
| | James | Cooke | One of the murder victims in Hernando. |
| | James | Killen | One of the murder victims in Hernando. |
| | Jimbo | | One of the murder victims in Hernando. |
| | Lawrence | White | One of the murder victims in Hernando. |
| | Joseph Robert | Patterson | One of the murder victims in Hernando. |
| | Joey | Bobby | One of the murder victims in Hernando. |
| | Reginald | Dinp | One of the murder victims in Hernando. |
| 81 | Harlan | Fester | An admin at Social Justice Committee. |
| | Pete | Rupter | One of Fester's colleagues. |
| | Lee | Morris | One of Fester's colleagues. |
| 83 | Pete | Built | One of Charlene's radio colleagues. |
| 89 | Carl | Winslow | One of the victims. |
| | Lauren | Winslow | Carl's daughter. |
| | Pinch Whey | Face | Governor of South Carolina. |
| | Rupa | O'Brien | A CNN Reporter. |
| | Buck | Rogers | Fox New's reporter. |
| | Chester | Hobsinger | A possible suspect. |
| 94 | Hickory | Spit | The agent from Dallas. |
| 95 | Reynolds | | The secretary. Deceased. |
| | Melania | | The President's wife. |
| | Dempsey | Hauser | The Supreme Commandant of the revived brotherhood of white protectors. |
