| | Lawson |
Pierce | Benny's troubled best friend |
| | Diego Miguel |
Benevides | Protagonist and narrator. Aka: Benny, Deegs |
| | Donnie |
| The boy who bullied Benny |
| | Maria |
Carmen | Benny's car |
| | Franz |
Kafka | Book protagonist to The Metamorphosis |
| | Christina |
| Lawson's supplier |
| | Frank |
| Lawson's colleague |
| | Trent |
| Christina's boss |
| | Lori |
| Lawson's girlfriend |
| | Vanessa |
| Lori's friend |
| | Davey |
| The boy having a party |
| | Kurt |
Vonnegut | Referenced literary figure |
| | Colleen |
Pierce | Lawson's mother |
| | Aldous |
Huxley | Referenced literary figure |
| | Kincaid |
| Lawson's friend |
| | Ms. |
Duncan | Lawson's teacher |
| | Trisha |
Holden | Girl Benny put gum in her hair |
| | Adam |
Garcia | Benny's former classmate |
| | Tommy |
Starks | Benny's enemy |
| | Alexandra |
Villalobos | School principal |
| | Johnson |
| Benny's classmate having a party |
| | Fyodor |
Dostoevsky | Referenced literary figure |
| | Kate |
Chopin | Referenced literary figure |
| | Mr. |
Salazar | Lawson's teacher |