Little | Albert | Nine-month-old baby. |
Buzz | Aldrin | American engineer and a former astronaut and fighter pilot. |
Muhammad | Ali | American professional boxer, activist, and philanthropist. |
Max | Baer | American boxer. |
Jean-Michel | Basquiat | American artist. |
Kathleen | Battle | American operatic soprano. |
Curtis | Baxter | King Cuz's former name. |
Harry | Belafonte | American singer. |
Kenneth | Benne | One of the authors of Planning of Change. |
Warren | Bennis | One of the authors of Planning of Change. |
Pat | Boone | American singer. |
Betty | Boop | Cartoon character. |
Eva | Braun | Adolf Hitler's wife. |
George W. | Bush | 43rd U.S. President. |
George Washington | Carver | American agricultural scientist and inventor. |
Foy | Cheshire | The co-founder of the Dum Dum Donut Intellectuals. |
Robert | Chin | One of the authors of Planning of Change. |
Eric | Clapton | English rock and blues guitarist, singer, and songwriter. |
Kenneth | Clark | African-American psychologist. |
Mamie | Clark | African-American psychologist. |
Sheila | Clark | Young black student at Chaff Middle School. |
Sheila | Clark | Young black student at Chaff Middle School. |
Jimmy | Cliff | Jamaican musician. |
Gary | Coleman | American actor. |
Miss | Crabtree | Character from Our Gang shorts. |
Tom | Cruise | American actor and film producer. |
Tony | Curtis | American film actor. |
King | Cuz | Local gangster and member of the Dum Dum Donut Intellectuals. |
Butterfly | Davis | Girl at the LA Festival of Forbidden Cinema. Aka: Topsy. |
Sammy | Davis, Jr. | American singer, dancer, actor, comedian and activist. |
Marpessa D. | Dawson | The narrator's childhood sweetheart and on/off girlfriend. |
Stevie | Dawson | Marpessa's younger brother. |
James | Dean | American actor. |
Kirk | Douglas | American retired actor, filmmaker, and author. Aka Danielovitch. |
Mr. | Edmunds | Math specialist. |
Dwight D. | Eisenhower | 34th U.S. President. |
Bret Easton | Ellis | American author. |
Patrick | Ewing | American-Jamaican basketball player. |
Franz | Fanon | French West Indian psychiatrist and political philosopher. |
Professor | Farley | Intro to agronomy teacher. |
Stepin | Fetchit | American film actor. |
Hampton | Fiske | The narrator's lawyer and old friend. Aka: Hamp. |
Murray | Flores | Police Captain. |
Anna | Freud | Austrian psychoanalyst and the youngest child of Sigmund Freud. |
Milton | Friedman | American economist. |
Michael | Gallegos | Sixth-grader from Charisma's school. |
Mahatma | Gandhi | Indian lawyer, anti-colonial nationalist, and political ethicist. |
Carl | Garfield | Rapper Aka: Kilo G. |
Marcus | Garvey | Jamaican political activist, publisher, journalist and orator. |
Kitty | Genovese | Woman who was brutally murdered outside of her apartment. |
Whoopi | Goldberg | American actor. |
Keagan | Goodrich | One of the Dickens Five. |
Kelsey | Grammer | American actor. |
Al | Green | American singer. |
Robby | Haley | One of the Dickens Five. |
David | Hammons | American artist. |
Ethan | Hawke | American actor, writer, and director. |
Suzy | Holland | One of the Dickens Five. |
Charles John | Huffam | English writer and social critic. Aka: Charles Dickens. |
Laura | Jane | Hires by the narrator to dance with Hominy. |
Hominy | Jenkins | An elderly man and extreme manifestation of Uncle Tom. |
Al | Jolson | American singer, comedian, and actor. |
Tommy Lee | Jones | American actor and filmmaker. |
Janis | Joplin | American singer-songwriter. |
Carl | Jung | Swiss psychiatrist and psychoanalyst. |
Rodney Glen | King | American construction worker turned writer and activist. |
Martin Luther | King, Jr. | American Christian minister and activist. |
Benjamin | Kubelsky | American comedian. Aka: Jack Benny. |
Guy | Laroche | French high-fashion designer. |
Lewis | Latimer | Inventor and patent draftsman for the light bulb and telephone. |
Laurel | Lescook | Student from Key Biscayne, Florida. |
Jerry | Lewis | American comedian. |
Nestor | Lopez | The narrator's former childhood friend. |
Leonard | Maltin | American film critic. |
Fred | Manne | The courtroom illustrator. |
Dean | Martin | American singer. |
Cipriano | Martínez | Half-Salvadoran, half-black boy. Aka: Candy. |
George | McFarland | American actor. Aka: Spanky. |
Jon | McJones | Foy's friend. |
Kristy | McNichol | American actress. |
| Medina | Police officer. |
Gregor M. | Mendel | Scientist. |
Orlando | Valdez | American-Mexican basketball player. |
Charisma | Molina | Marpessa's best friend. |
Marilyn | Monroe | American actress. |
Lee | Morgan | American jazz trumpeter. |
Toni | Morrison | American novelist. |
Gerry | Mulligan | American saxophonist. |
Eddie | Munster | Fictional character on the CBS sitcom. |
Elizabeth | Murray | American painter. |
Eduardo | Nájera | Mexican basketball player. |
Hannah | Nater | One of the Dickens Five. |
Judge | Nguyen | The judge at the narrator's trial. |
Nick | Nolte | American actor, producer, author, and former model. |
Scarlett | O'Hara | Gone with the Wind character. |
Edward | Orosco | Undercover police officer. |
Johnny | Otis | American singer. |
MC | Panache | Local gangster and Marpessa's husband. |
Sidney | Poitier | American-Bahamian actor. |
Richard | Pryor | American stand-up comedian. |
Suzy | Q | A nanny. |
Nakeshia | Raymond | The narrator's quiz bee opponent. |
| Rayner | One of the behaviorists. |
Ronald | Reagan | 40th U.S. President. |
Mason | Reese | Former child actor. |
Erich Maria | Remarque | German novelist. |
Gerhard | Richter | German visual artist. |
Tim | Robbins | American actor, screenwriter, director, producer, and musician. |
Tahnee | Robinson | American basketball player. |
Fran | Ross | American author. |
Rick | Rubin | American record producer. |
Bill | Russell | American former professional basketball player. |
Sunshine | Sammy | The original Little Rascal. |
Bridget | Sanchez | The narrator's childhood acquaintance. Aka: La Giggles. |
Shoni | Schimmel | American basketball player. |
Max | Schmeling | German boxer. |
Dred | Scott | Enslaved African American man in the United States. |
Brooke | Shields | American actress. |
Susan | Silverman | Matchmaker from Sister Cities Global. |
Barbra | Streisand | American singer. |
Shirley | Temple | American actress. |
Buckwheat | Thomas | American child actor. Aka: Billie Thomas. |
Uncle | Tom | Character of Harriet Beecher Stowe's novel, Uncle Tom's Cabin. |
Mark | Torres | Little League game player. |
Harriet | Tubman | American abolitionist and political activist. |
Mark | Twain | American writer. |
Mike | Tyson | American boxer. |
Johnny | Unitas | American football player. |
Jean | Valjean | Protagonist of Victor Hugo's 1862 novel Les Misérables. |
Melonie | Vandeweghe | One of the Dickens Five. |
Mark | Wahlberg | American actor. |
Kara | Walker | American contemporary painter, silhouettist and film-maker. |
Booker T. | Washington | Great Educator and founder of the Tuskegee Institute. |
Earl | Watson | Basketball coach. |
| Watson | One of the behaviorists. |
John | Wayne | American actor. Aka: Duke. |
Eli | Whitney | American inventor best known for inventing the cotton gin. |
Oscar | Wilde | Irish poet and playwright. |
Gene | Wilder | American actor. |
Neil | Young | Canadian singer-songwriter. |
Oscar | Zocalo | The narrator's lab partner at Riverside. |
Alfalfa | | One of the characters from The Little Rascals. |
Baraka | | Silverback gorilla. |
Butch | | One of the characters from The Little Rascals. |
Charlie | | One of the Lopez kids. |
Chubby | | One of the characters from The Little Rascals. |
Clyde | | Black attendant at the gas station in Mississippi. |
Darla | | One of the characters from The Little Rascals. |
Dori | | One of the Lopez kids. |
Froggy | | One of the characters from The Little Rascals. |
Jerry | | One of the Lopez kids. |
Kristina | | Chaff Middle School student. |
Lori | | One of the Lopez kids. |
Malcolm X | | American Sunni minister and human rights activist. |
Mickey | | One of the characters from The Little Rascals. |
Porky | | One of the characters from The Little Rascals. |
Rebecca 1 | | Foul-mouthed teenager. |
Rebecca 2 | | The one whom the narrator's father seduces in Mississippi. |
Spanky | | One of the characters from The Little Rascals. |
Tasha | | One of the narrator's father's teaching assistants. |
Wally | | One of the characters from The Little Rascals. |